( ISSUE 122: BURKE GOES MISSING )
Jan 26, 2022 22:53:30 GMT -5
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Post by GIOVANNA ELISABETA NERO on Jan 26, 2022 22:53:30 GMT -5
((Note: This first article is propaganda by the Ministry. The Ministry actually kidnapped Everleigh but are playing it like Emily did to make people hate Liberamach more.))
Everleigh Burke, the Head Unspeakable of the Ministry of Magic has gone missing. She has not shown up to work for over a week. Investigators have determined that it does not have to do with her current projects being conducted at the Ministry. Needless to say, the nature of her work is tightly under wraps.
The Ministry blames her wife, previous Minister for Magic, Emily Burke. Emily Burke is now part of the renegade group responsible for the chaos erupting all over Scotland. Close colleagues of Everleigh have come forward to give a bit more information about their relationship.
One stated, "Everleigh was growing afraid of Emily and all her crazy ideas. She flooed to me one night and stayed at my flat because she was afraid to go home."
Another broke Everleigh's silence, "She confided in me that she wanted a divorce because she was afraid of what Emily was turning into. She didn't want me to tell anyone that, but now I'm afraid that Emily might have found out and done something to her."
So there we have it. Former Minister for Magic Emily Burke has seemed to drift off into retirement peacefully. But clearly no one really knows the true Emily or what she is capable of. Everleigh trusted her and now she is kidnapped or worse.
The Ministry ensures that their Aurors are working around the clock to find and rescue her. They urge anyone with any information to come forward directly to the Ministry.
In the aftermath of the disappearance of Everleigh Burke, the Ministry unfortunately has to move on. They can't halt everything due to a kidnapping. Therefore, someone who has been an Unspeakable for quite some time has been promoted to Head Unspeakable: Draco Malfoy!
When asked what projects he would like to spearhead in the future in the Department of Mysteries, he had no comment. So naturally, he will be great as the leader of the mysterious department in the Ministry of Magic. We wish him all the best and know that he will do a great job during these dark times.
Draco Malfoy isn't alone in moving up in the world. The Ministry of Magic has recruited none other than Harry Potter to become the next Head Auror.
Many years ago, he was slated to become the next Head Auror rather quickly, though it never happened. Around the time he would have probably been promoted, he started speaking out against the war and the Ministry of Magic. While we all came to our senses and realized that the war was not something that was a good thing for this country, Potter was the first and the most outspoken. So much that he apparently tried to assassinate the Minister for Magic. However, years later, that was proven false. He did do a stint in Azkaban, however, and was a fugitive for many years.
It does come as a surprise that he would join the Ministry, considering his track record against them for most of his life. However, we managed to get a comment: "I want to do something more with my life and I feel that this is where I'm most needed. I have a family now. I don't want to be running around doing vigilante actions against the villains in this country. I just want to be doing good for my wife, my kids, and you all."
Rumour has it that Potter's childhood friend, Ron Weasley, is involved with the renegades up north. We asked for his thoughts on that, but Potter declined to comment. We will have to wait and see how things unfold and hope that Potter can help bring this country together once more.
JAN 18TH, 2020
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BURKE GOES MISSING
Everleigh Burke, the Head Unspeakable of the Ministry of Magic has gone missing. She has not shown up to work for over a week. Investigators have determined that it does not have to do with her current projects being conducted at the Ministry. Needless to say, the nature of her work is tightly under wraps. The Ministry blames her wife, previous Minister for Magic, Emily Burke. Emily Burke is now part of the renegade group responsible for the chaos erupting all over Scotland. Close colleagues of Everleigh have come forward to give a bit more information about their relationship.
One stated, "Everleigh was growing afraid of Emily and all her crazy ideas. She flooed to me one night and stayed at my flat because she was afraid to go home."
Another broke Everleigh's silence, "She confided in me that she wanted a divorce because she was afraid of what Emily was turning into. She didn't want me to tell anyone that, but now I'm afraid that Emily might have found out and done something to her."
So there we have it. Former Minister for Magic Emily Burke has seemed to drift off into retirement peacefully. But clearly no one really knows the true Emily or what she is capable of. Everleigh trusted her and now she is kidnapped or worse.
The Ministry ensures that their Aurors are working around the clock to find and rescue her. They urge anyone with any information to come forward directly to the Ministry.
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MALFOY PROMOTED
In the aftermath of the disappearance of Everleigh Burke, the Ministry unfortunately has to move on. They can't halt everything due to a kidnapping. Therefore, someone who has been an Unspeakable for quite some time has been promoted to Head Unspeakable: Draco Malfoy!When asked what projects he would like to spearhead in the future in the Department of Mysteries, he had no comment. So naturally, he will be great as the leader of the mysterious department in the Ministry of Magic. We wish him all the best and know that he will do a great job during these dark times.
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A NEW HEAD AUROR
Draco Malfoy isn't alone in moving up in the world. The Ministry of Magic has recruited none other than Harry Potter to become the next Head Auror.Many years ago, he was slated to become the next Head Auror rather quickly, though it never happened. Around the time he would have probably been promoted, he started speaking out against the war and the Ministry of Magic. While we all came to our senses and realized that the war was not something that was a good thing for this country, Potter was the first and the most outspoken. So much that he apparently tried to assassinate the Minister for Magic. However, years later, that was proven false. He did do a stint in Azkaban, however, and was a fugitive for many years.
It does come as a surprise that he would join the Ministry, considering his track record against them for most of his life. However, we managed to get a comment: "I want to do something more with my life and I feel that this is where I'm most needed. I have a family now. I don't want to be running around doing vigilante actions against the villains in this country. I just want to be doing good for my wife, my kids, and you all."
Rumour has it that Potter's childhood friend, Ron Weasley, is involved with the renegades up north. We asked for his thoughts on that, but Potter declined to comment. We will have to wait and see how things unfold and hope that Potter can help bring this country together once more.
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