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Post by MAEVE THORNE on Apr 12, 2024 20:32:45 GMT -5
Once there was a half-giant who had three bottles of whiskey and a frog. One day, he met a centaur named Ares. He asked him where he could find a makeup store that sold boots. The centaur said, "No, ma'am, I have no idea. I keep my flowers outside my house."
The half-giant started to dance the dance of aay macarena! It danced so sweetly that he decided to keep drinking. Then, a lovely unicorn named Gayle barged in and said, "Bartender! Get a different frog or I bash your head in." The Frog ran and ran until he could no longer run anymore. The Frog then fell sound asleep and snored loudly.
The next day, the frog went to the forest where he met a fish in a large lake. The fish looked so beautiful wearing a pretty dress, which wasn't wet. The fish's name rhymed with silly, but the frog could not remember the letter B. So he called her Fishy. They started dancing together until the sun shone in his nose and he passed out on the soggy floor.
Two days later, he then went to the castle to have tea with the princess. The princess was not particularly pretty or very clever. However, she was talkative. In fact, all she did was yap and ask silly questions. But she was the king's only daughter. His sons were all extremely cunning and refused to allow the princess her opportunity to rule. They met up secretly in the forest to plot a terribly wicked trick, however they were overheard by the pixies in the trees, who attacked them. The half-giant learned that it was the king's wish for him to help the princess. He gathered together a group of gnomes and they all went to rescue her.
On the day of the prince's coronation, they all went down to the castle and yelled at the guards
Once there was a half-giant who had three bottles of whiskey and a frog. One day, he met a centaur named Ares. He asked him where he could find a makeup store that sold boots. The centaur said, "No, ma'am, I have no idea. I keep my flowers outside my house."
The half-giant started to dance the dance of aay macarena! It danced so sweetly that he decided to keep drinking. Then, a lovely unicorn named Gayle barged in and said, "Bartender! Get a different frog or I bash your head in." The Frog ran and ran until he could no longer run anymore. The Frog then fell sound asleep and snored loudly.
The next day, the frog went to the forest where he met a fish in a large lake. The fish looked so beautiful wearing a pretty dress, which wasn't wet. The fish's name rhymed with silly, but the frog could not remember the letter B. So he called her Fishy. They started dancing together until the sun shone in his nose and he passed out on the soggy floor.
Two days later, he then went to the castle to have tea with the princess. The princess was not particularly pretty or very clever. However, she was talkative. In fact, all she did was yap and ask silly questions. But she was the king's only daughter. His sons were all extremely cunning and refused to allow the princess her opportunity to rule. They met up secretly in the forest to plot a terribly wicked trick, however they were overheard by the pixies in the trees, who attacked them. The half-giant learned that it was the king's wish for him to help the princess. He gathered together a group of gnomes and they all went to rescue her.
On the day of the prince's coronation, they all went down to the castle and yelled at the guards to be prepared