( ISSUE SIXTY-EIGHT: DIAGON ALLEY RENAMED )
Nov 1, 2017 21:29:31 GMT -5
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Post by ELIZA MARIE CUNNINGHAM on Nov 1, 2017 21:29:31 GMT -5
APRIL 1, 2010
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DIAGON ALLEY RENAMED SLANTED PATH
In a major upset to many business owners and witches and wizards all over the country, today Diagon Alley was renamed Slanted Path. At the same time, Knockturn Alley was renamed Rapspin Lane. Business owners worry that it doesn't have the same ring to it and people won't know where to go to do their shopping.
The Ministry stated they are not in charge of these things and directed us to the Council of Misfit Toys. They stated it was time for a change and if anyone had any concerns, they would only accept complaints in person as their headquarters are on an island and most of the council are afraid of owls as they have been known to be carried off by a bird on more than one occasion.
It looks like we'll have to get used to the changes, otherwise we'll be left feeling like a fool for using the old names. Get on track, wizarding Britain, and don't get left behind.
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